Having Her Say

It is hard to imagine that anyone who drives a Mini Cooper could be a vile, calloused, vindictive human but it can happen. As an aficionado of the Mini, I would think that anyone who buys one is fun loving yet spirited. Guess I got that wrong.

The interim ED could have flown in on her broom though it is a '97 Cooper that she parks in the same spot every morning. Yesterday I swept and large human shaped pile of leaves to the front of her car and thought of just emptying them on the bonnet. Dang. Guess I like getting that paycheck too much. However, the wicked witch is leaving tomorrow to pursue another organization to plunder. Even though she survived the crash in her former Mini and walked away from it because of the way the Mini is constructed, she did not use that opportunity to better the world. Ms. Mary came to crush the spirit of our retirement community but she motors away without snuffing our heart.

In her wake, Mary fired a 27 year veteran who was much loved by the residents and staff. However, the good news is that our heroine, though fired, is returning to speak to the personnel committee and she is about to have the last word. Nerny, nerny, nerny. I loved hearing this bit of gossip and it made me feel that truth can come to the bridge finally and maybe, just maybe, we can pitch a house on that witch yet. Surrender Dorothy? Hardly. You go girl!